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9-11 NEVER FORGET (the lulz)

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

In the morning of this day 7 years ago, two planes piloted by sandniggers crashed into the two World Trade Center towers (New York, United States).

Since then, America has been known around the world as the constantly whining motherfuckers who can’t take what they dish out. So what did the senior terrorism analyst say about America’s death toll? IT’S ALMOST THREE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! WHAT!? THREE THOUSAND?

Yes. A mere 3000 deaths. All this bitching over a mere 3000 deaths. The birth rate of America’s niggers is more than enough to make up for the 3000 who kicked the bucket. The inferiority of niggers notwithstanding. Still, 3000 deaths. Considering the amount of whining, a reasonable person would’ve expected a death toll of at least around 100,000. But no, it’s a mere 3000. 3000 deaths is like barely passing the easiest song on Guitar Hero on the easiest difficulty setting.

Anyway, terrorism ain’t so great when you’re the one on the receiving end, right America?

Durka durka, payback for Hiroshima/Nagasaki, motherfuckers.

ALLAH ACKBAR MUHAMMAD JIHAD!

Nevar forget the lulz


America: Freedom To Beat The Shit Outta You

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Now this is funny and depressing at the same time.

Long story short: A father, whose son was killed in Iraq, uses his democratic right to protest and make his anti-war voice heard. The “Gathering of Eagles” (check out their comments here, they’re almost as bad as StormFront!), a group of pro-war protesters, uses their democratic right to make their pro-war voices heard.

And to beat the shit outta any anti-war pussy libtards (IE. the aforementioned father).

This is 100% authentic American patriotism and nationalism at work folks!

To those who are tarnishing the freedom-loving image of America: may I kindly suggest that you get a brain.

Morans.

Dont Taser Me Bro!

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Isn’t America the best country on Earth?

First, it was the college kid of Middle-Eastern appearance who was tasered by the police for not having ID and resisting arrest while in the university library.

Now, it is a white college kid who was tasered by the police (apologies for the “Faux News” link) for… umm. Hmm, he was tasered for… sorry what was he tasered for? Hmmmm. The best I could come up with was that he was arrested for no reason and he was tasered for resisting that senseless arrest.

My conclusions about this event:

1) The twatty kid asked his good and relevant questions in a douchebaggery way, but they were good and relevant questions nonetheless.

2) “He deserved it for being a twat/douchebag”, people on the Internets might claim (an all too common occurence). I’ll only agree with this statement if the taser shocks are also applied to Bill O’Reilly’s genitals. Otherwise, BULLSHIT.

3) Cops are donut-eating pigs.

4) U.S. Constitution: First Amendment – Freedom of Speech? HAH! Keep being sheep, idiots. MORE SECURITY (FROM IMAGINARY ENEMIES), LESS FREEDOM, THANKS!

5) This incident would not have happened to a woman.

6) 99% of the arm-chair generals (IE. basement nerds) on the Internet probably wouldn’t have handled the taser any better. Much less ask the tough questions worth asking in RL.

7) Did I mention that cops are pigs?