Introduction to the Invisible Sky Magician
Sunday, September 9th, 2007Hello everyone!
I am known as the Invisible Sky Magician. You might remember me from such works of fiction as The Bible, The Bible Part II: The Retranslated Version, The New Bible Part III: The Re-retranslated and Reinterpreted Version, and my newest release, The Bible 4.0: Live Heterosexually or Suck Hard.
I also recently finished casting in a Saudi Arabian action blockbuster, which I’m sure you will all enjoy. However, the worldwide release was postponed because the film director was beheaded for allegedly insulting Islam. His 4 day old corpse is currently in court where the jury will decide whether his blasphemy deserves a death sentence.
Anyways, enough shameless self-promotion. You want to know why you’re even here reading this blog. Well, I guess I set up this blog just for my own interests and to make a bigoted rant or two (or over 9000). Also, I will post anything that happens in real life or Internet, that makes me LULZ (LULZ is a corruption of LOL, in case you didn’t know).
So to put it in a few words, my blog is exactly like all the other millions of blogs that exist on the Internet.
Enjoy!
(If you have any comments or like to make suggestions on what things you would like to see on this blog, then feel free to make a comment)
