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What is the Women Bailout Decommissioning Project?

Before you can fully understand what it is about, I think it is important to provide a context.

I want you to consider 2 people.

One is you. You are a male. A boy. A man.

The other person is female. A girl. A woman.

LIFE

The woman’s life: The woman grows up in an average middle class family. As a young girl, she plays with dolls or does whatever girls do. Come high school and she is in her teens. Influenced by her peers (her fellow female friends), the media, the opposite sex, as well as society’s norms, she discovers materialism, consumerism and of course sexualism. This is the point where she looks for that “sexy guy” and this preference is based on the earlier influences. We know who this sexy guy is. This sexy guy is the team captain of the school’s football team who gives wedgies to the hapless nerds (you) in the gym locker room. He doesn’t even treat the girl that well, just well enough to get into her pants. But this girl doesn’t mind. She likes confident and adventurous guys or so she claims, and this football jock provides it in spades. He also has a nice car. At the ripe age of 16, the football jock takes her virginity.

The girl turns 18-20. She married this football jock recently and wow, what an eventful life that was! Lots of casual sex too with his fellow football team members too (don’t tell him the husband though, he doesn’t know!).

The womans turns 25-30. Her looks are rapidly deteriorating. And her husband also seems to be more impatient and prone to verbal abuse. Then the inevitable comes: Her husband, after years of practicing and using nerds as punching bags, and in his drunken rage, physically abuses her and gives her a black eye. It’s okay, she thinks, he’s just drunk and not in control of himself, he also lost his job. He still loves me and I should stand by him. 1 week later, she receives her next black eye. This time, her husband wasn’t drunk.

This is it, she thinks. I need to slow down a little. I need to leave him. I need stability. I need quietness. I need peace. I need another man.

The man’s life: The nerd grows up in an average middle class family. As a young boy, he plays with toy cars or does whatever boys do. Come high school and he is in his teens. Major roadblock. The world comes crashing down. “Treat others the way you want to be treated” doesn’t work anymore. This boy desires the company of the fairer sex, but somehow… they elude him. Trying to muster up some confidence, he makes a few approaches to a few girls. They show some interest. “I’ll call you back!” “I’ll let you know when!” “LOL UR SO NICE!” etc… but he never gets a follow up. Why, he asks? I’m not that ugly. I’m not that fat. What is wrong with me?

This nerd is inexperienced at this game but contrary to what he thought, there wasn’t anything wrong with him. As time goes on, girls still ignore him.

The boy turns 18-20. Still no female company but he grows up and he grows more wiser. He also finds an answer.

The answer: He is a nice guy. He is… TOO nice.

It’s too late now. That ripe 15-18 year old was never his to begin with. The boy throws up his arms in hopelessness. You live, you learn. For the meantime, he survives on porn, hentai (Japanese cartoon porn) and his trustworthy right hand.

The man turns 25-30. He values education and has always been focussed on his studies. That’s why he has a decent job now. The pay isn’t extremely high but he can afford to buy most things and the people at his work are cool. His right hand is just as great as ever.

He also learns that the person who gave him weekly wedgies in the gym locker room is now in jail for about 10 years. The man expects to laugh… but he doesn’t. He’s too mature for that. In fact, he feels pity. Oh well, that’s life.

Around this time, he also meets a woman of a similar age. They’ve met each other for some time now. She wants to start a family and the man contemplates this decision. I think I love her and she loves me. A family… isn’t that what’s important in life?

DEATH

Now let’s stop right here because this is where the story takes an interesting turn.

Who exactly is this woman? Well I’ll tell you.

When this woman was younger, she went to the same high school as this boy.
When this woman was younger, she was the one that ignored this boy.
When this woman was younger, she was the one that made fun of this boy in front of the whole class.
When this woman was younger, she spread her legs for any smooth talkers.
When this woman was younger, her virginity was taken by the football team captain.

And… you remember that person who went to prison for 10 years? That was this woman’s husband. He went to prison for armed robbery, assault, murder and for beating his wife. He gave her 2 black eyes. These 2 black eyes have since then healed.

This woman… is the woman that the boy, the nerd, the man, is thinking of proposing to.

Will it be a yes or a no?

Well that is for me to decide.

And I say NO.

And this is why I say no: this boy, this nerd, this man deserves better.

This boy never hurt anyone in his life. He treated others with respect. The only thing he got in return was ridicule, verbal abuse and wedgies in the gym locker room by the standard football jock. And most significant of all, and the thing that hurts him the most, he never got a nice girl to have a relationship with. Fuck man, sex isn’t even necessary. Even a warm and comforting embrace of a girl would make him happy. And he didn’t even get that. And this pains him.

Now that this boy has grown into a man, you expect him to take the hand of that woman? That woman who really couldn’t give a shit about him before but now she does because she wants financial security and stability?

That woman whose vagina is so loose from the penises of 9000 football players? This isn’t even second helpings. This is 9000th helpings. She has been used and abused and reused so much that she is now beyond recognition. Her vagina right now doesn’t look like the one she was born with.

She learned from her mistakes. Her 9000 cum-stained mistakes. It’s about damn time. Out of those 9000, she couldn’t even make one right choice and fuck a nerd and make him happy for life.

You tell me, what exactly can this cumbucket offer to the former nerd, now man? Sex? This man’s right hand has had a rigorous 10 year training and it will perform better than any woman. Much less, a stupid one. No, sciencedamn it. This man deserves better. Decline the marriage. Ditch this woman. You are too worthy for her.

I sympathize with her situation and wife-beating is a horrible thing to endure but you can’t expect everyone to just hand the platter to you. Heck, there isn’t even anything wrong with fucking 9000 guys. As a person who values civil liberties, you have the right to fuck all of them. All I’m saying is that if you want to be treated like meat, then men will treat you like meat. Sex is one of the fundamental primal urges but that might also bring about unintended consequences.

So I make this marriage void and sentence you to an eternity of loneliness. You will suffer the same fate as the well-meaning nerd that you ignored and unforgivably ridiculed.

Having said all that, that woman is only a symptom of the problem. And prevention is better than the cure.

REBIRTH

The big banks of America whored themselves out to their customers without responsibility and care because they know the government will bail them out in the end when things fuck up. And it DID fuck up. And the banks DID bail them out.

Similarly, the women of America and I suspect, many 1st world societies whore themselves out to men without any responsibility and care because they know the fairer-sex-starved nerds will bail them out in the end when their faces are disfigured by their wife-beating misogynist husbands. Their face may or may not be disfigured but for now it would appear that the nerds who are now men DID bail them out.

Well, this shit has to stop.

My message, therefore is this: STOP BAILING THE WHORES OUT.

By doing so, you are only perpetuating this cycle. Nerds need to send a clear message that abusive football jocks and others of their ilk are NOT acceptable, nerds need to send the message that women should start respecting themselves and their bodies and to use a little less emotion and a little more rationality, and finally, nerds around the world must rally together and become the new sex symbol. A sex symbol that values education, values law and order and isn’t completely brainless.

But big journeys start with small steps.

So today, nerds around the world must be united as they make their first step:

The decommissioning of the bailing out of women who don’t deserve it.

What to do in the meantime? Use your right hand or find someone honest like a prostitute with a heart of gold. The future generations will be grateful for your efforts.

The Beijing 2008 Opening Ceremony only finished some hours ago and what an impressive, majestic and unforgettable performance it was!

The sights!
The sounds!
The emotions!

It is no doubt the most spectacular opening ceremony in all of Olympic history and one that the Chinese people should be proud of for years to come.

To show my appreciation and utter adoration for the Chinese people and their culture, I will give a brief analysis of the opening ceremony.

The giant glowing scroll unfurling across Beijing’s Bird’s Nest stadium floor symbolizes the copious – daunting – paperwork that must be lodged to gain permission to conduct any kind of public protest.

The thousands of rising and falling oblongs flowing like a wave across the scroll symbolize China’s blistering economic growth.

The aerial acrobats rising high above the stadium symbolize the temporary lifting of internet restrictions and censorship for foreign journalists for the duration of the Games. Their return to Earth symbolizes the inevitable clamping down when the Games are over and everyone has left.

The elegant undulations of the rhythmic gymnasts’s ribbons symbolize the glorious balance of trade figures achieved by the Chinese economy and the fluttering fortunes of its competitors. The ribbons are in perfect sync with the gymnast. Likewise, the Chinese currency Yuan is pegged to the American Dollar. Whichever direction the US Dollar will go, the Chinese Yuan will go also.

Hundreds of drummers pounding a furious, breakneck beat symbolize the relentless pace of China’s manufacturing sector. The loud systematic banging of the drums also symbolizes the horde of internet Chinese nationalists who will shout down anyone who dares to criticize Mother China.

The giant, majestic blue whale projected against the sides of the stadium symbolizes the great and glorious Chinese economy that has set out to devour the chaotic and disorganized krill economies of Africa.

The human tank rolling into what appears to be a temple-shaped enclosure symbolizes the Chinese Government’s fondness for the people of Tibet and its desire to protect them from the worries that accompany political and cultural autonomy.

This much we know, but questions remain.

Will anyone be able to see the ceremony through Beijing’s smog?
When the Taiwan team (competing here as “Chinese Taipei”) marches into the stadium, will its flag and team members’ faces be pixellated?
Will the grandeur of the Opening Ceremony wash away the slightly bitter taste left when the Games of the XXIX Olympiad were awarded to a country that struggles with the philosophy of the Olympic movement – excellence, friendship and respect – and where equality and openness are observed only in the breach?
Will the audience’s cynicism about the Games be bought off by their own respective nation’s first gold medal?

Let’s hope not.

Top tier: Japanese – have contempt for everyone because they’re the best and they know it. They also have the whitest skin.

2nd tier: Taiwanese – they’re the descendants of the Chinese elite and bourgeoisie. As such, their women are generally better-looking and more refined.

3rd tier: Korean – integration of plastic surgery into mainstream culture has greatly improved their looks, but there isn’t much substance to fake beauty.

4th (mid) tier: Singaporean – similar to the Taiwanese, though there are also dark-skinned niggers from South-East Asia swimming around in their gene pool.

5th tier: Chinese – mostly the descendants of peasants who make up the majority of the 1.3 billion population. That’s a lot of butt-ugly people. Poor nutrition and questionable hygiene in recent centuries have resulted in a beating from the ugly stick and many malformations during child development. Mexicans of East Asia.

6th tier: Indonesians and most minority groups (Laos, Hmongs, Tibetans, etc.) – mostly devoid of looks and refinement. Peasants, all of them. Generally tend to have darker skin.

Bottom tier: Filipinos – the niggers of East Asia. And with the nigger culture to boot (rap, ghetto-slang, etc). Was also raped repeatly by spics in its history. A pure combination of failure.

Lower-than-bottom tier: Indians – self-explanatory.

Well fine, 9. I started late.

(9) UK Cartoon characters created to warn children as young as 5 about the dangers of online pedophiles; bemused 5 year old girl wonders why her offline mother/father/aunt/uncle/etc is licking her wee-wee.
(8) New special deal in uncivilized America: Buy a new car, get a free gun! Drive by shooting incidents reach unprecedented levels.
(7) Eurovision may go to Africa and the Middle East. Greatest thing since sliced Sudoku, “Clickity-Click-Click KA-BOOM!” songs to take/destroy the world by storm.
(6) Chinese soldiers are robots.
(5) China finally unblocks the BBC website after 18 years. Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, Reporters Without Borders, Wikileaks, etc still on the waiting list.
(4) 111 countries agree to ban cluster bombs. The only countries that HAVE cluster bombs (United States, Russia, China, India, Israel and Pakistan) absent from meeting and thus, not part of agreement. Net effect = shit-fucking-all.
(3) Burma/Myanmar suffers devastating cyclone. When asked about the situation 1 month later, media/public/average joe responds: “Duurrr… Burma? What’s that? Is that edible? ‘Cause it sure sounds tasty!”
(2) Josef Fritzl, Australian, basement-dungeon, rapist pedophile has incest sex with his daughter. Then makes babies with his daughter. Then has incest sex with his daughter’s children (his grandchildren). Crikey!
(1) Chinese quake death toll expected to be over 80,000. Sweet sweet justice! (No punchline here, folks!)

Did I miss anything? Any other news and events worthy of submission?

Then leave a comment below.

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